Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
