so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Too much gin, very little bucket
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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