Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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