I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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