you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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