So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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