just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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