2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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