ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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