So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You can make out without kissing
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