Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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