it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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