i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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