Whod you bang
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
