i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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