they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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