How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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