I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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