I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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