You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
please don't ironically join a cult
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