Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Everclear isn't food dammit
I enjoy the company of your penis
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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