Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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