I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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