he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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