My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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