the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Randomize
