Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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