Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
