Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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