Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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