well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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