soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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