Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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