i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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