At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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