i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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