I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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