I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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