I just saw a hot homeless man
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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