Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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