I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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