You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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