He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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