It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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