Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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