I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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