I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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