But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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