i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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