Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
